— 2025 —

Alexander's
Dating Wrapped

A year of extensive field research
with inconclusive results.

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The Researcher
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"The Man Behind the Data"

Investor · Dancer · Foodie · Frequent Flyer

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First Dates Logged
5


Prospects Evaluated

Quality over quantity. Mostly.

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Market Segmentation

The Archetypes

20%

The Grounded One

Loved everything about me except my passport.

20%

The European Chapter

Plot twist in Spain. Great story, but just a vignette.

20%

The Question Mark

Liked me on paper, not in person.

20%

The Aesthetic

10/10 presentation. We read different books.

20%

The Dance Floor

Electric rhythm. Zero logic.

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Sourcing Strategy

How We Met

0%
Dating Apps
20%
Referrals
80%
In The Wild

"I don't swipe. I approach."

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Top Sourcing Venues

Where We Met

🏰 European Fortress Málaga, Spain
🎸 House Concert Intimate venue
🍽️ Gourmet Restaurant Fine dining
🪩 Dance Floor Where words are optional
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Conversion Rates

The Funnel

5 First Dates
2 Follow On Dates
0 Became Serious

"Highly selective. Looking for my Amanda McCants."

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Community Guidelines

Status: Gentleman

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Blocked
0
Muted
0
Unhinged Texts

"Clean record. Dignity intact."

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Girlfriends Acquired
0

The position remains unfilled
due to rigorous hiring standards.

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2026 Candidate Profile

What I'm Looking For

Tall & Fit — can keep up on a dance floor and a hiking trail

Travel-Ready — owns a passport and actually uses it

Quick Wit — fluent in humor

Intellectually Curious — actually reads

Looks Devastating — in a black dress

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2026 Outlook

I'm Your Last First Date

You dated 6. I dated 5.
That's 11 interviews and zero offers accepted.
I'm not applying for the job. I'm acquiring the company.

One date. Just us. No expectations
I'll design the experience. You bring the wit.

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